5 Things I Think About When He Wants To Touch My Butt

His hand is on my butt.

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Uh oh, he’s squeezing it.

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It feels like this is going to turn into a thing.

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Wait a minute, is it clean?

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When was the last time I showered?

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15 Things I Think About When He Wants To Touch My Butt

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5 Things I Think About When He Wants To Touch My Butt

His hand is on my butt.

No big deal. He could just be paying some attention, and things will return to normal.

Uh oh, he’s squeezing it.

He’s usually a boob guy. So why is he still paying so much attention to it?

It feels like this is going to turn into a thing.

Am I ready for this?

Wait a minute, is it clean?

Oh god, it’s so freaking bright in the room. If I can see everything, he can see everything.

When was the last time I showered?

I came home early yesterday and plopped down on the couch. Do I stink? Does it stink?

15 Things I Think About When He Wants To Touch My Butt